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Boomer Hooks
Heavy duty · Every time
Tree leaning like it's had a few? Don't like your neighbor? Our hooks will guide it right where it needs to go. We don't ask questions and neither should you. Order before the HOA finds out.
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Boomer Scope
In-home service · Fully equipped
The doctor's office has magazines from 2019 and bad parking. We have neither of those problems. Let us bring the colonoscopy experience to your living room, where at least the shit on the walls was your idea.
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Boomer Storage
Discreet · Dependable
Trying to hide your alcoholism from your spouse, your sponsor, or that nosy grandkid who keeps "organizing" the garage? Our storage containers hold more bottles than a Tuesday meeting and ask zero questions. Hide in plain sight, friend.
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Boomer Wash
Pressure washing · Done right
Every bird in a three-mile radius has used your cement as a toilet. We can't stop them. We can blast the evidence, though the power washer tends to leave a stain of its own.
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Got a leaning tree, a dirty driveway, a questionable colon, or just want to talk about knives? Drop us a line. We'll get back to you between naps.
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